internetgoose:

like yes, I agree, girls are 500x better than boys, but let’s stop pretending that straight girls are not giant homophobes 9 times out of 10, and do remember that they are absolutely prone to ostracizing, undermining, bullying, harassing, outing, attacking, and assaulting lesbian and bi ones

9 minutes ago with 4,572 notes

khaleesinewbooty:

the deep sea terrifies me and so do the southern united states

16 minutes ago with 1,663 notes

stillnotdatingkstew:

day 5. am i dating kristen stewart yet?

  • no. sadly, i am still not dating kristen stewart
19 minutes ago with 38 notes #me   

Foxes - My First Time

20 minutes ago with 5 notes

boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

20 minutes ago with 8,889 notes
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*
20 minutes ago with 52,527 notes
"I shake it off, I shake it off I I I shake it off, I shake it off I I I..."
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10 hours ago with 104,365 notes

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

10 hours ago with 63,036 notes

By far the worst feeling is hitting the last pill on ur birth control tab and ur just like noooooo it’s coming

10 hours ago with 1 note

i made the mistake of leaving my window open for too long (past sun down) and a gigantic mosquito came in and i couldn’t kill it fast enough now it’s just stuck in my room but IDK WHERE life sucks 

11 hours ago with 1 note

fauxyshazam:

"if you’re straight and white tumblr will lynch you~"

fun fact!! there are actual places in the real irl world today (2014!) where if you are anything other than straight and white you will actually get lynched! literally! they will literally kill you!! isn’t that wild??

11 hours ago with 25,926 notes
*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

11 hours ago with 6,525 notes #*loses 1gb of data*   

R U TELLING ME THT IMOGEN HEAP WROTE A SONG WITH/FOR TAYLOR IN THE NEW ALBUM?????//??? 

11 hours ago with 1 note #IM SO FUCKING HARD   
  • teacher: introduce yourself to the class
  • me: hi im todd, i like to paintball, crochet and a lil spoken word in my free time… white guys connect
11 hours ago with 1,904 notes #Fucyvbj