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Cadbury pastille rolls were on sale today 1 for 1 and I bought a regular and a mint filled and THEY’RE SO GREAT bc they’re like small doses to satisfy cravings as and when you need it and they don’t run out in one go except I prob consumed an entire roll today but I’m on my period I’m just making excuses idk but I love Cadbury roll things and I hope they stay on sale forever
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals.
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
Also forgot to tell you guys my worst fear came true today… I pricked myself with a used needle. Used as in, I’d used it to extract some of microbial culture for inoculation…
Probably going to turn into a mutant soon. It was nice knowing you all.